wifipasswords:

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

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stop-chicken-nugget-abuse:

nevvzealand:

happy birthday someone

I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

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"Value yourself. The only people who appreciate a doormat are people with dirty shoes."

Leo F. Buscaglia (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

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flannelbuttphenomenon:

life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.”  months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”

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homos3xuw3ll:

Remember the kids in middle school that obsessed over Good Charlotte and only watched The Nightmare Before Christmas.

"Fuck. I want her."

As soon as I saw her. (via incednia)

(Source: girls-are-my-weakness, via lesbianlust)